Saturday, April 07, 2007

April 1-7, 33

Seems like archeology is continually bringing us updates from the past. Witness the furor over the supposed burial place of Jesus and the wife & kids. And after all, what are the odds that a man named Jesus and a woman named Mary would be buried in the same tomb? Um... pretty good, actually.

OK, never mind that one. However, in the spirit of the Dead Sea Scrolls comes the news of the very recent discovery of Jesus' Day-Timer. It was so recent that scholars have not had an opportunity to translate it; but by an amazing coincidence, I actually majored in Aramaic in college. In fact, I was the treasurer of the Aramaic Club -- what a wacky bunch we were!

I wondered what the entries would look like for this same week back then. Here's my best translation:

Sunday, April 1: Parade -- Grand Marshal (note: the card below was attached)


Monday, April 2: Help apostles study for final exam


Tuesday, April 3: Temple -- help clean up; Exercise (upper-body workout)


Wednesday, April 4: Appear on "Pharisee Jeopardy!" Remember to answer in the form of a question.


Thursday, April 5: Dinner with the guys -- I bring the bread & wine


Friday, April 6: Full workout. *Out late -- stay over at Joseph of A's?*


Saturday, April 7: Don't forget to leave early wakeup call for tomorrow.

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